I have been sad
and lonely this Autumn,
and would like to halve
this burden with someone, but
the trees in their nightclothes
rustle shhhhhh at me;
I am unsure, lately,
so I guess that I will
take their advice.

I met someone at work today who had no idea that Clay Aiken was gay. Really.

visited 15 states (30%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or Best time to visit Tunisia

I have been to France as well. :P

You Are An ISTP

The Mechanic You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations. A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent. You seem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable to outsiders. You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people. In love, you tend to be very easy going and flexible. The only thing you can't stand for is someone trying to change you or your life. At work, you can stay completely calm under pressure. You handle stress well. You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete. How you see yourself: Logical, flexible, and unconventional When other people don't get you, they see you as: Indecisive, flippant, and disrespectful

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpersonalitytypequiz/


I've got this one before, so I would agree it's pretty accurate.

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ALAN RUCK WAS IN EUREKA HOLY FUCK.


CAMERON FUCKING FRYE HELPED.  SOLVE.  THEIR.  EARTHQUAKE.  PROBLEM.





ALSO, MY CAT KEEPS DUMPING THE LITTLE CARDBOARD BOX HE'S IN OVER ON IT'S SIDE,
LEAVING HIM BEREFT AND BOXLESS.
HE GETS PISSED, AND THEN ATTACKS IT.
THEN JUMPS IN, DUMPS HIMSELF OUT, AND GETS PISSED.
I DON'T FORESEE AN END TO THIS MADNESS, GUYS.
:D :D :D :D

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On TV today, I heard/saw two funny things:

    On Jeopardy: (in the credits) Image of Captain Canada courtesy of Jane_something@yahoo.com
    Dude? What? Do they send out a mass e-mail that says: D00D THIS IS ALEX TREBEK I CAN HAS S00PERHERO PIXXORS?

    On the Discovery Channel: How can we know when the desire for loads of sex is destructive?
    I swear to God, this was actually on TV. LOL.

DUDE I GOT MY JOB- I AM POSTING FROM IT NOW!

SDTYISUDRTYSIDURTYDROIUTY.

Also- I got the apartment and all. I was pretty sure for a while that  I would completely miss out, and was actually depressed. But then I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And: depression over.

I have to finish my two weeks on my deli job, and it's all very >:(. Oh well. So I am working two full time jobs right now, which means I am making lots of money and not a lot of sleep. Whatev.

SDKGJHDISUGHDIUGH I AM RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED.

THE BEST FRIENDING MEME, EVER @ roflwagon

It's epic. I'm on, like, page 6 (meaning my posting LOL). And I messed up my HTML a fuck-ton of times.

I might not get my dream job. :( I'll find out Thursday, when I am in Utah.

Dammit. Here's hoping!

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you guys, i got the job I wanted, and it ~~~kicks ass~~~

it has:
*11 dollars an hour pay
*benefits after a certain amount of time
*working with cool historical books
    (nerditis- an incurable disease)
*casual dress
    ("Just wear whatever you what.")
*1st shift hours, so I can actually exist diurnally
*paid holidays
*a cool boss

but:
I got to the bathroom after my interview, and noticed my fly had been undone the whole time. (Not ~really~ noticeable, but- )

got the job anyway~~~



giving  two weeks' notice at a job you hate: fucking awesome.

so, before when I spoke about my life, it was sucky.

that's a good word for it. but I'm pretty okay now. I hate my job (and am looking for a new one). i have found Psych, the best tv show evar. and I just had this convo with my bff away at college:


lol we're so random.




also! can I start a meme? or not. whatever.

the last five songs I uploaded:

I know, You know by The Friendly Indians (Psych theme)

Danger! by The Sound of Arrows

The Department of Forseeable Outcomes by The Lovely Sparrows

Camel Walk by Southern Culture on The Skids

Satisfaction by Benni Bassi (I think)


also ver2.0: have you seen this? you must.

So, my life is not, what you'd say, hard, by any stretch. But- it could be easier. Everybody's could, right?

*le sigh*

It's just, I dunno, that I feel so estranged. Estranged, a good word. I had it all figured out, that I was going to go to college, finish, and find a job and an apartment, hopefully not in that exact order. But- no. I got this ulcer at school, and the convo leading to the diagnosis made me wish House had just stepped in and told me it was a stress ulcer, and then slapped me:

Doc: So, I think you might have a minor ulcer. Do you have any idea what might have caused it?
Me: *looks at Mom, who was also there, in corn-fusion*
Doc: Huh. Okay, how about some questions. Are you sexually active?
Me: No. *wonders where he got medical degree*
Doc: Are you sure you haven't had sex?
Me: YES.
Doc: Okay- um. How about, are you under a lot of stress lately?
Mom: Well, she is in College.
Doc: So, that's a yes?

So yeah. I finished the semester (bombed it, more likely) and then took the next one off, so to speak. I was off to the land of online classes, and a 40-hours-a-week job to build back up my bank account. But, you know, class time + 40 hours a week job + other daily mutinae = a very tired Alicia. Add to that, that I feel lost and kind of useless right now, with no real college going on (at least like I'm used to) and a sort of failing relationship with my boyfriend (all my fault, with my crippled emotions) and fear I can't really handle college and was just fooling myself. So yeah. SJHDFSJDHFKSJDHFGSJHDFGSKDJHFGAKSDJFHGSJDHFGSJKHFGSD JHFGASHGFALKGHVBDJFLHGALJHGDFJHGADJHFGDJAHAJLSDHFGASJKDHFJV,FHDGLJHGDSKJFHG.

*LE SIGH*

Fuck, man.

p.s. I think that I might be depressed, but I dunno and also think shrinks are all douches- so yeah.

LOL. I haven't watched the Office in forever.

Okay, my siblings/cousins are hilarious.

Cast:
Sister - 9 yrs
Cousin - Only a couple years younger
Brother - 4 yrs


Sister: *on microphone-thing she got for Christmas* Alright, what did everybody get this Christmas?
Brother: *waves toy gun about* This gun.
Sister: Oh really? Why don't you shoot me?

{later}

Cousin: *also on microphone-thing* Let's do a quiz show!
Cousin: Alright! Where was Jesus born?
Brother: Um, Bethlehem?
Sister: Right! Jesus was born in Bethlehem!
Brother: *screams, as if in pain*
Sister: Alright, I think our quiz show is over!

On porn and Christmas:

Me: *reading story to my roommate Sarah* ...and he was 'wreath'ing in pain-
Sarah: 'Wreath'ing?
Me: Uh, yeah. 'Wreath'ing.
Sarah: No. You mean writhing.
Me: Wha- oh. Writhing.
Me: Huh.
Me: A whole new meaning for a wreath, huh?
Sarah: ...and he was wreathing in pain... *moans in agony/orgasm and acts like she's placing a wreath around her neck*
Me: Yeah- *laughing helplessly*
Sarah: And it can have a big red bow on it. Like it's well-hung.
Me: *stunned silence, then stifled giggles*
Sarah: It's like porn for Christmas. Christmas porn!

As a special Christmas surprise, about thirty boys in tee-shirts, boxers, and tennis shoes just ran through our all-girls dorm, singing Christmas carols.

Merry Christmas, indeed.

I tipped one a dollar bill. As a thank you.

From the book Non Campus Mentis, by Professor Anders Hendriksson,

    "Another problem was that France was full of French people. Dickens made this point in the The Tail of Two Sisters, which he required us to read."

Which, on the logical road of craziness and actually reading books, lead to this:

Me: *reads quote*
Roomie: That makes me cry a little bit.
Roomie: I can imagine Dickens running around, saying "Read my book about the two sisters!"
Me: "Read it! Or I'll beat you like I did Oliver Twist!"
Roomie: "Do you want SOME MORE?"

We are *historians.*