It tasted like bubblegum. Or penicillin.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:46:27 GMT

I have been sad
and lonely this Autumn,
and would like to halve
this burden with someone, but
the trees in their nightclothes
rustle shhhhhh at me;
I am unsure, lately,
so I guess that I will
take their advice.

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:50:35 GMT

I met someone at work today who had no idea that Clay Aiken was gay. Really.

Visiting!

Fri, 15 May 2009 03:00:27 GMT

visited 15 states (30%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or Best time to visit Tunisia

I have been to France as well. :P

What's Your Personality Type?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:17:45 GMT

You Are An ISTP

The Mechanic

You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.
A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.
You seem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable to outsiders.
You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people.

In love, you tend to be very easy going and flexible.
The only thing you can't stand for is someone trying to change you or your life.

At work, you can stay completely calm under pressure. You handle stress well.
You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete.

How you see yourself: Logical, flexible, and unconventional

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Indecisive, flippant, and disrespectful

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpersonalitytypequiz/

I've got this one before, so I would agree it's pretty accurate.

It's my kitteh!

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:38:16 GMT

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT CAMERON FRYE WOULD WIN AT LIFE. EVENTUALLY.

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:05:34 GMT

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ALAN RUCK WAS IN EUREKA HOLY FUCK.

CAMERON FUCKING FRYE HELPED. SOLVE. THEIR. EARTHQUAKE. PROBLEM.

ALSO, MY CAT KEEPS DUMPING THE LITTLE CARDBOARD BOX HE'S IN OVER ON IT'S SIDE,
LEAVING HIM BEREFT AND BOXLESS.
HE GETS PISSED, AND THEN ATTACKS IT.
THEN JUMPS IN, DUMPS HIMSELF OUT, AND GETS PISSED.
I DON'T FORESEE AN END TO THIS MADNESS, GUYS.
:D :D :D :D

Results!

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:02:01 GMT

Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test...

English Genius

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

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Lulz from the telly

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:58:44 GMT

On TV today, I heard/saw two funny things:

    On Jeopardy: (in the credits) Image of Captain Canada courtesy of Jane_something@yahoo.com
    Dude? What? Do they send out a mass e-mail that says: D00D THIS IS ALEX TREBEK I CAN HAS S00PERHERO PIXXORS?

    On the Discovery Channel: How can we know when the desire for loads of sex is destructive?
    I swear to God, this was actually on TV. LOL.

SDFKJGHSDFKJGHSLKDFJGHSDKJFGT

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:01:26 GMT

DUDE I GOT MY JOB- I AM POSTING FROM IT NOW!

SDTYISUDRTYSIDURTYDROIUTY.

Also- I got the apartment and all. I was pretty sure for a while that I would completely miss out, and was actually depressed. But then I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And: depression over.

I have to finish my two weeks on my deli job, and it's all very >:(. Oh well. So I am working two full time jobs right now, which means I am making lots of money and not a lot of sleep. Whatev.

SDKGJHDISUGHDIUGH I AM RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED.

Haha I luvs it.

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:08:12 GMT

THE BEST FRIENDING MEME, EVER @ roflwagon

It's epic. I'm on, like, page 6 (meaning my posting LOL). And I messed up my HTML a fuck-ton of times.

I might not get my dream job. :( I'll find out Thursday, when I am in Utah.

Dammit. Here's hoping!

SDKJHFGSDKJHFGSJKDHFGKSDJHFGJSHDF

Sat, 10 May 2008 07:34:20 GMT

skdjfbhdhfjgskjdfhlkshjdgfjkhsdgfjhksdgf

you guys, i got the job I wanted, and it ~~~kicks ass~~~

it has:
*11 dollars an hour pay
*benefits after a certain amount of time
*working with cool historical books
(nerditis- an incurable disease)
*casual dress
("Just wear whatever you what.")
*1st shift hours, so I can actually exist diurnally
*paid holidays
*a cool boss

but:
I got to the bathroom after my interview, and noticed my fly had been undone the whole time. (Not ~really~ noticeable, but- )

got the job anyway~~~

giving two weeks' notice at a job you hate: fucking awesome.

Life, currently.

Mon, 05 May 2008 05:29:28 GMT

so, before when I spoke about my life, it was sucky.

that's a good word for it. but I'm pretty okay now. I hate my job (and am looking for a new one). i have found Psych, the best tv show evar. and I just had this convo with my bff away at college:

awry with blatant innuendo, but what else is new?

12:33amAlicia

I DEMAND COOCH ACTION.

LIDUGHDSGSDUKYFG

12:33amSarah

what, she just put wax on her, stuck a strip on the wax and ripped it off (and the poor girl kept laughing/sobbing)

what did you expect her to do, lick it off?

12:34amAlicia

ung. landing strip?

12:34am Sarah

um, no

12:34amAlicia

possibly.

sexy licking~~~~

12:34am Sarah

um, no again

12:35amAlicia

what did the leper say to the prostitute?

12:35am Sarah

what?

12:35amAlicia

thanks! you can keep the tip.

12:36am Sarah

ohhhh...

nasty

12:36amAlicia

lolol

i laughed forever

12:36amSarah

I think I've heard that one before

12:36amAlicia

eh.

12:36amSarah

I don't remember where, though

probably from Brian

12:37amAlicia

when do you leave for scotland?

12:37amSarah

Sunday

our bus leaves from IWU at 8:30am

12:37amAlicia

this sunday? i should call you~~~

12:37am Sarah

sure, I'd like that

12:37amAlicia

like saturday?

12:37amSarah

okay

when?

12:38amAlicia

uh- uh- idk

do we need to schedule our love?

12:38amSarah

I suppose not

12:39amAlicia

I SUPPOSE NOT????

12:39amSarah

what? what did you want me to say?

12:39amAlicia

9suppose is a weird word)

12:39amSarah

well, with the 9 in front of it, yea it is

yeah*

12:40amAlicia

sdkfguaykdgf not that our love is ~~~unimportant~~~

12:40amSarah

I didn't mean our love is unimportant

I just meant I suppose we can have more of a spontaneous love

12:41amAlicia

whatever.

12:41amSarah

fine, be moody

I still love you

12:42amAlicia

'fo sho'?

12:42amSarah

absolutely

12:42amAlicia

is that, like, phonetic?

12:42am Sarah

isn't it?

how would you spell it?

12:42amAlicia

idk. i just can't imagine you pulling that off in real life, i suppose.

12:43am Sarah

you have no faith in me

*tear*

12:43amAlicia

just remember: 'buggin'

that's what i came from here

dfkjghdlksjhfgksjdf i have jelly beans.

12:44am Sarah

jelly bellies, or just regular beans?

12:44amAlicia

the first

and

it's like 1.5 pounds

12:45am Sarah

holy shamoley

12:45amAlicia

it's lovely.

are you ~~~jealous~~~~

cuz

you should be

12:46am Sarah

slightly

I have no beans, after all

12:46amAlicia

i'm sorry, but apparently i can't force them thru the screen

*through

12:48am Sarah

I was gonna say...

12:48amAlicia

i know.

12:48am Sarah

thru is only for drive-thru

12:48amAlicia

even then;

sometimes it is still bothersome.

12:49am Sarah

yeah, still kinda makes me squirmy

12:49amAlicia

hey~~~~ should you go?

12:49am Sarah

yeah, probably

it is pretty late

12:49amAlicia

yanno, do homework?

12:50am Sarah

yanno?

12:50amAlicia

yup

12:50am Sarah

you're using all kinds of words I don't know

12:50amAlicia

i have always used that in chat.

12:50am Sarah

that doesn't meant I know what it is

what's yanno mean?

12:50amAlicia

you know?

12:50am Sarah

oh, that makes sense

12:50amAlicia

it's like verbal slang

but

not verbal

12:51am Sarah

I understand now

12:51amAlicia

verbal? yes? verbal?

12:51am Sarah

I'm not a big slang-user... yanno?

lol

lol we're so random.

also! can I start a meme? or not. whatever.

the last five songs I uploaded:

I know, You know by The Friendly Indians (Psych theme)

Danger! by The Sound of Arrows

The Department of Forseeable Outcomes by The Lovely Sparrows

Camel Walk by Southern Culture on The Skids

Satisfaction by Benni Bassi (I think)

also ver2.0: have you seen this? you must.

As the world turns, I scream....

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:42:20 GMT

So, my life is not, what you'd say, hard, by any stretch. But- it could be easier. Everybody's could, right?

*le sigh*

It's just, I dunno, that I feel so estranged. Estranged, a good word. I had it all figured out, that I was going to go to college, finish, and find a job and an apartment, hopefully not in that exact order. But- no. I got this ulcer at school, and the convo leading to the diagnosis made me wish House had just stepped in and told me it was a stress ulcer, and then slapped me:

Doc: So, I think you might have a minor ulcer. Do you have any idea what might have caused it?
Me: *looks at Mom, who was also there, in corn-fusion*
Doc: Huh. Okay, how about some questions. Are you sexually active?
Me: No. *wonders where he got medical degree*
Doc: Are you sure you haven't had sex?
Me: YES.
Doc: Okay- um. How about, are you under a lot of stress lately?
Mom: Well, she is in College.
Doc: So, that's a yes?

So yeah. I finished the semester (bombed it, more likely) and then took the next one off, so to speak. I was off to the land of online classes, and a 40-hours-a-week job to build back up my bank account. But, you know, class time + 40 hours a week job + other daily mutinae = a very tired Alicia. Add to that, that I feel lost and kind of useless right now, with no real college going on (at least like I'm used to) and a sort of failing relationship with my boyfriend (all my fault, with my crippled emotions) and fear I can't really handle college and was just fooling myself. So yeah. SJHDFSJDHFKSJDHFGSJHDFGSKDJHFGAKSDJFHGSJDHFGSJKHFGSD JHFGASHGFALKGHVBDJFLHGALJHGDFJHGADJHFGDJAHAJLSDHFGASJKDHFJV,FHDGLJHGDSKJFHG.

*LE SIGH*

Fuck, man.

p.s. I think that I might be depressed, but I dunno and also think shrinks are all douches- so yeah.

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:41:38 GMT

Who is Your Ideal TV Boyfriend?

Created by BuddyTV

LOL. I haven't watched the Office in forever.

Family FTW.

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:56:24 GMT

Okay, my siblings/cousins are hilarious.

Cast:
Sister - 9 yrs
Cousin - Only a couple years younger
Brother - 4 yrs

Sister: *on microphone-thing she got for Christmas* Alright, what did everybody get this Christmas?
Brother: *waves toy gun about* This gun.
Sister: Oh really? Why don't you shoot me?

{later}

Cousin: *also on microphone-thing* Let's do a quiz show!
Cousin: Alright! Where was Jesus born?
Brother: Um, Bethlehem?
Sister: Right! Jesus was born in Bethlehem!
Brother: *screams, as if in pain*
Sister: Alright, I think our quiz show is over!

Porn + Christmas = 'Wreath'ing

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:37:27 GMT

On porn and Christmas:

Me: *reading story to my roommate Sarah* ...and he was 'wreath'ing in pain-
Sarah: 'Wreath'ing?
Me: Uh, yeah. 'Wreath'ing.
Sarah: No. You mean writhing.
Me: Wha- oh. Writhing.
Me: Huh.
Me: A whole new meaning for a wreath, huh?
Sarah: ...and he was wreathing in pain... *moans in agony/orgasm and acts like she's placing a wreath around her neck*
Me: Yeah- *laughing helplessly*
Sarah: And it can have a big red bow on it. Like it's well-hung.
Me: *stunned silence, then stifled giggles*
Sarah: It's like porn for Christmas. Christmas porn!

All I Wanted For Christmas:

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:13:30 GMT

As a special Christmas surprise, about thirty boys in tee-shirts, boxers, and tennis shoes just ran through our all-girls dorm, singing Christmas carols.

Merry Christmas, indeed.

I tipped one a dollar bill. As a thank you.

Ganked from Simmysim. Who is my parent.

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:08:44 GMT

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Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:18:42 GMT

From the book Non Campus Mentis, by Professor Anders Hendriksson,

"Another problem was that France was full of French people. Dickens made this point in the The Tail of Two Sisters, which he required us to read."

Which, on the logical road of craziness and actually reading books, lead to this:

Me: *reads quote*
Roomie: That makes me cry a little bit.
Roomie: I can imagine Dickens running around, saying "Read my book about the two sisters!"
Me: "Read it! Or I'll beat you like I did Oliver Twist!"
Roomie: "Do you want SOME MORE?"

We are *historians.*